He ventured forth to bring light to the world

This is the full text and video link to the Gerard Baker reading "The anointed one's pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followers"

Common Symptoms of Obamamania

• Every time a member of the Obama administration resigns, like Van Jones, you go to church and light a candle.
• You think Sonia Sotomayor really IS a WISE LATINA.
• You went to a congressional town hall meeting to complain that too many people were actually reading the bill.
• You called the White House to ask that Obama's World Apology Tour be extended to Pocatella and Indianapolis.
• You believe Obama should talk to America's school children every Monday morning, not just once a year.
• You think every person with a McCain-Palin bumper sticker on their car has an AK-47 in the back seat.
• You look forward to being paid in Obamadollars instead of US Currency.
• You think your Obama-Biden sticker automatically extends the warranty on your Prius to the year 2016.
• You think the birth certificate controversy was dreamed up in the Mutual of Omaha Insurance Company boardroom.
• You think your ACORN T-shirt should come with 2 pairs of rose colored glasses.
• You believe the book, "Rules for Radicals" should have Barak Obama's picture on it and it should be taught as an A.P. course in high school.

Deprogramming and Recovery from your Obamaholism

ARE YOU:

• Beginning think that OBAMA might actually stand for " One Big Ass Mistake America?"
• Becoming aware of the fact that every time you mention the President's name, you do so in hushed tones?
• Worried that collecting Obama paraphernalia is interfering with work and family time?
• Realizing that hearing Obama's voice telling you to "yes you can" when you are wondering anything from whether to go to bed - or get up, is not normal?
• More and more often wearing clothing that covers the tattoos of the first family on the small of your back?
• Embarrassed by not being able to answer the question, "Where did this guy come from?"
• Waking up in a cold sweat after the reoccurring nightmare that the President's teleprompter failed again and thinking "this isn't normal?"
• Tired of lying to your spouse about the amount of time you spend on the phone and internet getting people to pledge their service to Obama?
• Afraid that the "lost weekends" watching all the speeches Obama made that week will drive family and friends even futrther away?

It may be time to begin the twelve step recovery program for Obamaholics

1. Admit you are powerless over the Cult of Obama and that your TAX BURDEN has become unmanageable.
2. Come to grips with that fact that you need a Power greater than you to restore you to sanity; and no, Jon Stewart is not the answer.
3. Make a decision to turn your life over - at least temporarily - to a deprogrammer.
4. Make a fearless and moral inventory of the depth of your problem.
5. Call a conservative talk show and admit all the wrong-doings.
6. Be ready to have the deprogrammer remove these aberrant thoughts and behaviors, beginning with cancellation of your N.Y. Times subscription.
7. Ask the deprogrammer to remove your shortcomings.
8. Make a list of all those you talked into voting for Obama and ask their forgiveness.
9. Make amends to them by buying them a subscription to "Human Events" or the "Limbaugh Letter"
10. Stay vigilant and guard against any sign of a relapse, such as signing petitions to give White House advisor Van Jones his job back.
11. Throw out all Obama buttons, pictures, mugs, etc. and remove those Obama –Biden rainbows from your bumper--AND I MEAN ALL OF THEM!
12. Devote yourself to helping others similarly afflicted and begin attending OA (Obamaholics Anonymous) meetings in your neighborhood.

It wont be easy but your family, and your nation, will always be thankful.